Prometheus

Saw prometheus yesterday, which revealed many of the secrets of the universe for me... Such as:

1. In the future, no less than half the world's population is Scottish.
2. You won't need to work hard to analyze alien technology, because they'll leave you a convenient readme.txt hologram.
3. All health issues can be solved at the push of a button... except of course hammertoes.
4. Due the rising demand for true centers in the nba, advanced alien civilizations have evolved to look more and more like Gregg Ostertag and Eric Montross.
5. Multitouch is not the future of ui design. The future of ui design is discarded silicon implants and woodwind instruments.

All in all an enjoyable film...